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Kilpatrick’s campaign has quickly gained momentum on social media, receiving endorsements from an eclectic roster of controversial supporters, including the former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, rapper Boosie Badazz and the felonious dynamo herself, Martha Stewart.


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Once again the city's most exhilarating civic traffic violation of the year, the Grand Prix, has returned to Detroit. With a route that baffles engineers, a media presence bigger than the Lions’ playoff hopes, and enough energy drinks to kill livestock, Detroit once again reclaims its title as the reckless heartbeat of American Motorsport. As enjoyable an event it may be, the Grand Prix is not without its unique challenges and curiosities. So if you find yourself wondering "Can I walk through my own city during this?" we've got you covered!


With Detroit growing in popularity and Summertime right around the corner, it's the time of year when suburbanites crawl out of their rural structures and swarm upon the city like the invasive species they are. It's not their fault that they are the way they are - they're hard wired this way. Nonetheless, here in the city, it's important to take proper precautions, including knowing what a suburbanite is and how to spot one. That's why we've compiled this list of 9 sure ways to spot a suburbanite in Detroit.


The news comes as a surprise to absolutely no one. After decades in the public eye, and numerous "I'm not running" pronouncements, Clinton's re-entry into the presidential fray was less a thunderbolt and more a familiar creak in the floorboards of American politics.

Campaign slogans are currently being work-shopped. Early contenders include: "Third Time's the Charm (Maybe?)", "Still Here, Still Fighting (Still?)", and the edgier "Let's Just Get Her Out Of The Way Already, yeah?"



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By Prescott Alden Chase III

Let’s just be mature for once and admit that maybe you overreacted. He didn’t call you fat to hurt you—he said it while laughing. That’s a bonding mechanism in his family. He was including you. Do you want to be part of his world or not? And about the cousin thing? He barely flirted. A light thigh graze, one whisper during Scattergories, and suddenly you’re accusing him of incest? Grow up. He’s affectionate. That’s how healers heal—with intimacy.

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By Missus Mary Von Ross

Well now, ain't this just a pair of pitiful tales landed on my doorstep? Honestly,  the gall of some folks to even put pen to paper with such nonsense. 

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If you follow these 9 Summer Hacks for staying cool this year and still end up behind bars?  Well, you probably have bigger problems than the seasonal heat - things like gripping the bar soap just right, or finding a decent lawyer on wages like yours.


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