Politics

US Throws 250th Birthday Party (Sponsored by Lockheed Martin), Forgets Cake

Kwame Kilpatrick Enters Crowded 2025 Detroit Mayoral Election, Promises a Second Chance 'For All Of

Hillary Clinton: "Fuck it!" Announces 2028 Election Bid From Backstage of Fleetwood Mac Reunion Tour

Harris Addresses Detroit Crowd, Unveils New Plan for Black Men: "Just, Like, Really, Really Be Yourself, You Know?"

Air Force One, Now With More Leg Room (And Maybe a Souk)